You have stupid Sonic questions, we have stupid Sonic answers

Because SEGA is too stupid to count

Why is Charmy stupid?

Because he is a bee.

Why does Metal like robots?

Because robots like Metal

Why is Eggman phailz at killing Sonic?

AGAIN! Cuz he is fat

Why does Marine phail?

Because she's phailz

Why Shadow have cool powers?

Because he is Emo.

Why is Tails so smartz.

Because I teached him

Why is Shadow's fur black and red?

Because everyone in the world is actually colorblind. His fur is actaully light pink with cyan stripes

Why does Tikal only be a Ball of light until the ending of Sonic Adventure/DX

Because she is insecure of her looks.

Why is she insecure?

because she is.

why is eggman fat?

Because his mom slapped him so much.

Why is Sonic popular?

Because he is.

Why is Tails a fox?

because he can fly

why is the icon broken?

Cuz i was hungry and ate it.

Why do you ask?

Because I'm stupid

Why is Marine the most annoying Sonic character ever?

Because she wants to be a pirate, Everyone knows they want moar Ninja Sonic characters

Why is Knuckles so Gullible?

because his head has shiny images inside.

why am i asking this question? why is Sonic fast?

Because he's escaping the RickRolls

Why is Sonic a werehog?

Because Sega was going to plan to make Sonic transform to be a stupid duck

Why is Chip (A new Sonic Unleashed character) is unpopular?

Because he sux.

Why did Sonic Unleashed have to be on one of my not favorite sonic games list?