You have stupid Sonic questions, we have stupid Sonic answers

In this game, you ask a Sonic question no matter how stupid. And another user must answer with a funny/almost irrelevent answer and then put up their own question. And repeats. And as usual with games, the OP will have the 1st question.

Why does Super Sonic run out of power after he is out of rings?

Because he is addicted rings and wants to have an excuse to keep getting more.

Why does Knuckles guard the Master Emerald. (I AM NOT DANIELS!)

Because it's shiny

Why does Tails have two tails? :o

That's what happens when a Not-thinking father in a plane brings his lab with him on the same room with his son which happens to be the cargo bay. And when he accidently presses the "Drop Cargo" the mess gets on Tails and then Sonci happens to find the tree Tails lands in.

Why does Robotnik need to give himself a Promotion?

Cuz he is fat

Why is Shadow so emo?

'cuz he's da awsum

Why isn't Tails emo? D:

Because Tails hang out with Amy too much

Why can't Chris die in Sonic X?

'cuz I never watched the last season, so she didn't see my ugly face XP
(BTW, I don't have an ugly face! THIS ANSWER IS CAKE D: )

Why Sonic got maniac in

Becuz YOU'RE TO CHEAP!!!!!!

When will Big die?

When he sits on Froggy

When will Tails die?

When he stops flying.

When will Sonic stop running?

When he dies.

Why Tails is so awsum?

He just is.

Why does Silver have a big hair thing on his forehead?

Because he does.

How come Shadow likes guns?

Becuz there (the guns) his bestest best superfun friends in the world :D

How does Amy hide her huge hammer so well? >_>